Lynne's Parliament and Haringey diary

After all the serious stuff I write each year, I let myself have a bit of fun for my Christmas column in the local Ham & High newspaper with my annual Christmas Fairy Tale, featuring red, blue and golden elves! Of course some people think this is terribly out of order and MPs should be terribly dour and serious all the time (hello Guardian Diary!), to which I say - bah humbug!